Things to tickle the funny bone.

I’m pretty sure this is not why I eat. 😀

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This little restaurant was tucked back between High Street and Mackansigh Street in our town. I never ate there but we occasionally bought aloe vera juice from them. They sold the same food as all the other restaurants in town but with things like fruit smoothies and salad on the menu as well.

I’ve never been brave enough to try this Chinese tea we can get in Africa. Its name seems contradictory. Noxious emissions beauty keeping tea? How does that work exactly?

Product placement being what it is, I found it ironic these two were shelved together. Seems one is designed to make noxious emissions and the other is to prevent them. I’ll let you decide which is which.

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Yesterday, we saw a portion of an infomercial while we were with my in-laws for Thanksgiving. It was for something called “Booty Firm”. Personally, I go for squats, lunges, and jogging instead of some exercise machine, but whatever works for you.

It put me in mind of this sign we saw around Mbarara for a while. I think they’ve all be taken down, but I still laugh when I see my picture of it.

So here is your slightly off-color Friday Funny. (Because what woman doesn’t want bigger hips and bums this holiday season!)

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Every now and then in Uganda we’ll see a sign and think “I don’t think that means what you think it means.”

Today’s funny is from a sign in Kampala along two main roads through town. (Honestly, I haven’t been past this intersection for years so I don’t know if the sign is still there anymore. We take other roads through town when we have no other choice than to travel to Kampala.)

I’m pretty sure this cosmetics company doesn’t mean this the way it sounds. 😉

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